Florida Sec. of State, Ken Detzner (R) has announced some early results in Florida. He has declared Mitt Romney the victor with 116% of the vote. His announced results are supported and seconded by the Florida Republican Party and the office of Gov. Rick Scott (R).
Mr. Detzner made the point that Mr. Romney would have won by an even larger margin were it not for the voter fraud committed by Democrats in his State. He vowed to make sure no Democrats vote in the future.
(Sarcasm, dripping with irony)